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Would you marry someone you don't know? « Thread Started on Aug 30, 2008, 9:00am »
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic di vin g champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.
He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi.
Re: Would you marry someone you don't know? « Reply #2 on Nov 9, 2008, 6:40am »
ditto billy. that is a cute one too. i guess i need to get into this section a little more. lol. this joke is definately one my brothers would both appreciate. lol.
Re: Would you marry someone you don't know? « Reply #3 on Nov 9, 2008, 8:37am »
I saw that little green dot and wondered how I missed this joke. This one is one that my hubby will enjoy telling. He's always telling jokes to certain customers. It's like a contest sometimes to see who has the best joke of the day!
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